IBIOCAT Humor- Reasons why Socrates wouldn't be hired as a Philosophy professor:

1. No Ph.D.
2. No publications.
3. Freely admits that he doesn't know anything.
4. Spends too much time at parties.
5. Wears a bedsheet and no shoes.
6. No set curriculum, no exams.
7. Will let anybody into his classes and doesn't charge for instruction.
8. Thinks teachers who take money for their instruction are immoral sophists.
9. No teaching experience.
10. Past retirement age.
11. Probably a deviant - says he likes young boys.
12. Suicidal tendency and a criminal record.

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Laura Cipollina - IBIOCAT, Divisione Marketing e Commerciale